My Dog Is Teaching Me A Final Lesson

My Dog Is Teaching Me A Final Lesson

Darla Louise on a recent afternoon
Darla Louise on a recent afternoon “walk,” where she plops down on the grass and lets the various smells waft her way, instead of chasing them down. Smart dog.

My dog is getting me ready.

She knows what’s coming in the way dogs know before we do.
About a dangerous stranger, earthquakes, or bacon.

She’s gently letting me know it will soon be time for her to go.

It’s one of an infinite number of brilliant conversations I’ve had with my best friend.
The friend who has never uttered a word in our more than 15 years together, but has taught me so much.

“She’s not going anywhere,” Husband tries to soothe and reassure me.
I appreciate this man who is wise in so many things. I also know he doesn’t speak Dog.

She’s letting me know in the way she’s eased me back from three, to two, to one walk a day, like weaning a toddler from multiple naps.

The way her back legs get a little weaker every day.

The way she’s had a few accidents.

Hers is not a straight decline.

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She’s had some senior moments followed by some almost puppy like days, well, moments actually, if I’m being honest.

More than anything, it’s the look in her eyes. The look that says, “You’ve done so much for me these last 15 years, but you’re going to have to do one more. I didn’t sign up to be here as long as you did. You’re going to have to let me go.”

I know she’s not the dog who will want heroic measures.
The folks down the street are paying huge vet bills to give their dog chemo. I get it.
I’ve had that pet.
My first 3-legged cat was that way. A trip to the vet was an excuse to go for a ride in the car and get cuddles from the vet techs. He was up for every treatment to keep him here 20 years.

Not this dog. She has hated the vet since her first puppy shots. Any trip there has always been agony.
Even my wonderful vet reminded me of this when I called him a couple weeks ago when Darla was having a bad day.
“I’m happy to look at her,” he said. “But if you’re clear she won’t want anything done, why are you bringing her in?”
Thank God for a vet who turns away a chance to make a buck, who helps save Darla from my selfish wish to keep her here forever.

I know there’s a chance, you understand, Dear Reader.
That you’ve had to say, “Goodbye” to your best friend, too.

If you’ve done it before, like I did with Tripod, you can see signs you denied the last time.

Now, I can listen.
The master teacher is giving one last lesson.

Make her comfortable.
Enjoy every single walk, snuggle, and slurpy kiss.
It could be our last.

I look deep into her cloudy chocolate brown eyes, pools of love and wisdom, for the strength to give her the gift she’s earned a million times over the last 15 years.

The strength to let her go when it’s her time.

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Husband Creates Travel Masterpiece: Around The World In First Class For $383.45!

Husband Creates Travel Masterpiece: Around The World In First Class For $383.45!

Husband stops by my apartment in the sky on Etihad Airways A380 First Class Suites
Husband stops by my apartment in the sky on Etihad Airways A380 First Class Suites

I imagine most husbands’ idea of some time away means a few days at the beach? Couple days at a cabin?

I’m not really sure, as I’m very late to the marriage game and Miles Chasing Mad Scientist Husband is my entire husband sample.

Beyond family, MCMSH’s passion is collecting frequent flyer miles without flying  and cashing them in to travel the world First Class on the fanciest planes, fanciest airlines, which he likes to point out upfront are not going to be US-based carriers.

So, buckle your seat belts.

Here’s the 12-day, around-the-world trip we just took.

Flight map of our 12-day, First Class journey.
Flight map of our 12-day, First Class journey.

Just the facts:

12 flights, 5 airlines, 2 boat rides.

31,754 miles flown.

6 countries.

Would’ve cost $87,532 for two if MCMSH was the type to pay cash or had that kind of disposable income. Neither of which will probably ever be true.

Instead he paid a whopping total of $383.45 per person!

Yep, flew around the world first class for less than it would’ve cost us to fly to California in Coach.

MCMSCH preferred currency is miles. For this trip, he burned 624,000 American Advantage Miles, 90,000 Chase Ultimate Reward miles, and the minimal cash for taxes and fees.

Wanna see more?

Keep in mind, flying direct is not on top of the list priorities for MCMSH. And he insists this can actually be done even more cheaply if you want to fly on what he calls “crappy” planes.

We flew Atlanta-Charlotte-DC.

From Dulles, we boarded Etihad Airways’ Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner.

We each had our own fully enclosed suite.

Plenty of room to relax. That divider in between seats can go up if you don't know your travel partner.
Plenty of room to relax. That divider in between seats can go up if you don’t know your travel partner.
All meals cooked to order by on board chef.
All meals cooked to order by on board chef
Head cabin manager flight attendant fluffing my pillow and turning my seat into a lie-flat bed.
Head cabin manager flight attendant fluffing my pillow and turning my seat into a lie-flat bed.

Husband complained when we landed in Abu Dhabi 13 1/2 hours later. “Flight wasn’t long enough,” he bummed, to enjoy all the fun stuff on board!”

Plenty of fun ahead.  Spent the night in Abu Dhabi, flew out next day to Male, the capital city of of The Maldives, a nation of 1,192 islands spread over 35,000 in the middle of the Indian Ocean. I think  MCMSH picked one of the most remote. From Male, we had another hour flight in a tiny plane and across the dark, choppy ocean in this tiny boat.

Making our way in the back of this tiny speed boat on a dark, choppy ocean was my least favorite moment of the trip.
Making our way in the back of this tiny speed boat on a dark, choppy ocean was my least favorite moment of the trip.

But it led to this:

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That crystal clear water is the ocean!

The Park Hyatt Maldives.

This resort was the original inspiration of the trip. MCMSH earned us four free nights by signing us up for the Chase Hyatt Visa. (See ** below for MCMSH’s rec on best way to sign up for this card.)

He wanted to spend those nights at one of the most expensive properties in the world.

Expensive with reason.

Check out our over-the-water villa:

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Resort takes up the entire tiny island. No need to go anywhere, just step down off the ladder of your deck for the best snorkeling ever.

World class snorkeling with incredible coral reefs all t yourself.
World class snorkeling with incredible coral reefs all t yourself.

After 4 days in the Maldives it was time to get back on that darn boat.

We soon would not be smiling, as the little boat broke down in the middle of the ocean and we had to wait for another one to come to our rescue.
We soon would not be smiling, as the little boat broke down in the middle of the ocean and we had to wait for another one to come to our rescue.

Male-Doha-Abu Dhabi, where Husband revealed the trip’s big surprise. He’d planned the whole thing, but waited until the middle of the night, just outside the Etihad First Class Lounge to tell me where in the world we were headed next.

I now know one of the big reasons, MCMSH picked our next destination–Etihad had just started flying their A380 First Apartments on the Abu Dhabi-Sydney Route.

Husband in his apartment which includes a recliner chair and separate bed.
Husband in his apartment which includes a recliner chair and separate bed.
Flight attendant kindly made up my bed before we took off so that I could go to sleep right after take off. Fluffy mattress pad, fancy jammies and slippers they provide made for an amazing night's sleep!
Flight attendant kindly made up my bed before we took off so that I could go to sleep right after take off. Fluffy mattress pad, fancy jammies and slippers they provide made for an amazing night’s sleep!

Once I woke up, I could order anything I wanted off the four page menu.

Apartment sets up so that you can invite a friend over to share a meal.

You know I love you because I'm willing to post this
You know I love you because I’m willing to post this “Aaack, I just woke up!” pic to show you how cool it is to dine at 36,000 feet. Should’ve closed that one window so we weren’t backlit.
Freshening up using personal apt.'s personal vanity.
Freshening up using personal apt.’s personal vanity.
Saying,
Saying, “Hello!” to old friend and CNN anchor, Natalie Allen, who popped up on my flat screen TV.

Did I mention, there’s a shower on board!

Etihad First Class ticket includes getting picked up at the airport in Sydney by Mercedes limo with driver.

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And taken to our hotel, which was the incredible Park Hyatt Sydney right on the Harbor! Again, MCMSH cashed in points for a free stay.

So glad Husband picked Sydney!

We both fell in love with this amazing city!
We both fell in love with this amazing city!
Winter for them Down Under, but mild temps meant perfect day to hit world famous Bondi Beach.
Winter for them Down Under, but mild temps meant perfect day to hit world famous Bondi Beach.
We let the heartier folks do laps at the Iceberg Club pool filled with frigid Pacific Ocean water.
We let the heartier folks do laps at the Iceberg Club pool filled with frigid Pacific Ocean water.

My one job before this trip was to give MCMSH a list of names and email of friends I have living around the world. He used the info to set up dinner with Bruce and Teresa who have been living in Sydney since we were next door neighbors in Phoenix 20-years ago.

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Time to leave all too soon. That means not going home direct.

And finally ride home, the next day from Seoul to Atlanta.

Korean Air First Class A380 Kosmo Suites. KA will not let you use SkyMiles to go First, only Biz. So MCMSH set up Korean Air accounts for us to grab these seats.
Korean Air First Class A380 Kosmo Suites. KA will not let you use SkyMiles to go First, only Biz. So MCMSH set up Korean Air accounts for us to grab these seats.

Complain about airplane food? Without a doubt Korean Air First Class had the best food of any airline we flew over the trip. Only complaints here–they don’t stop feeding you! 3 meals over 14 hours.  First meal alone, was 7-courses of fine dining.

Carrot-lentil puree soup, served with heated spoon, of course.
Carrot-lentil puree soup, served with heated spoon, of course.
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Custom salad featuring walnuts, marinated pears, 3 kinds of dressing.
For one of my three main courses, I chose traditional Korean Bibimbap. Over the top delicious. Much more traditional offerings on the menu, as well, for the less adventurous.
For one of my three main courses, I chose traditional Korean Bibimbap. Over the top delicious. Much more traditional offerings on the menu, as well, for the less adventurous.
Happy, but so full, I'm going to burst!
Happy, but so full, I’m going to burst!

By the way, does it look like I’m wearing a lot of the same clothes in many of the shots? One of the rules of traveling with MCMSH–everyone goes with carry on luggage only!  Just in case, he gets wind of an even better flight we can catch, he doesn’t want us beholden to already checked luggage. This means squishing 12 days of clothes into one small suitcase and one backpack. That includes making space for my “Big Girl Camera,” laptop, and bag of electric converters to fit in an of the six countries we passed through over the 12 days. So, yeah, fashion takes a hit.

((For the credit card that gets you the free nights at any Hyatt property in the world. MCMSH recs that you got to Hyatt.com. Start process to book a room. Select city, dates, room type. That will take you to the “Complete Your Reservation” Page. At the bottom of that page, you’ll see an ad for the same card I mentioned above. This time, though, it has a “Get a $50 Statement Credit.” Click through there to apply. MCMSH says this is the best offer out there for this card. Once you’ve applied, you can cancel that fake reservation you were making. If you and your partner, spouse, or friend each get a card, you suddenly have 4 nights paid at any Hyatt property in the world, including Park Hyatt which are nicest hotels. Yep, this is the brain I live with.))

I hope this gives you a taste of our different way of traveling. How luxury travel can be fun and affordable. For more tips on how you can get on board check out my regular website, DarynKagan.com.

My Husband Paid $7 Bucks & All I Got Was A $46,000 Plane Ride

My Husband Paid $7 Bucks & All I Got Was A $46,000 Plane Ride

So what does it feel like to fly First Class on one of the fanciest airlines in the world?

To experience a level of service no US-based airline even offers?

How about I take you along for the ride my husband and I just took?

Yes, that husband. The Mad Scientist Miles Chaser, the one who collects millions of frequent flyer points for our family without flying.

Husband like a little boy so excited to see the plane we will fly on. He'd worked on making this trip happen for the last 10 months.
Husband like a little boy so excited to see the Boeing 787 Dreamliner we will fly on. He’d worked on making this trip happen for the last 10 months. He couldn’t take his eyes off the plane.

He tries to wow me once a year with some over-the-top experience.

Let’s just say sitting on our deck in The Maldives over looking the Indian Ocean as I write this, he done pretty darn good.

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For him, it truly is not the destination, it’s the journey. He wants to fly on the fanciest plane of the fanciest airline, all while paying pennies.

For this trip he booked us on Etihad Airways 787 Dreamliner. First Class Suites. We flew from Atlanta to Washington, DC’s Dulles Airport where we boarded the fantasy airliner.

The tickets to get here for the two of us would’ve cost $46,000.

That’s just one way!

Mad Scientist Miles Husband paid $7.

Yep.

Seven bucks.

This is what $46,000 plane tickets look like:

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Welcome to our private suite for two. Super wide seats with doors on either side that close off to the aisle.
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Why yes, Husband would love a cup of piping hot Arabic coffee as we settle into our seats.

Coffee was just the beginning. Anything you can think of that you would want to drink, they have on board. The man pouring the coffee? He’s the personal chef on-call for the 13 1/2 hour flight who will cook up anything the eight passengers in First Class can think of ordering.

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Husband went for fresh fish, served up, of course on freshly-pressed linens and fine china.

Kinda makes MSMH crazy, but with this flight taking off at 10 pm est, I was more excited to catch some sleep. I skipped dinner and made use of the lie-flat bed.

So much easier to sleep, when the butler flight attendant makes up your bed and fluffs your pillow!
So much easier to sleep, when the butler flight attendant makes up your bed and fluffs your pillow!
All tucked in, wearing designer jammies and fuzzy socks provided by the airline. My own flat screen TV to watch movies or live TV. Honeycomb doors slid shut for privacy.
All tucked in, wearing designer jammies and fuzzy socks provided by the airline. My own flat screen TV to watch movies or live TV. Honeycomb doors slid shut for privacy.

The flight was so awesome that MSMH was bummed when it landed in Abu Dhabi.

“13 1/2 hours is too short to enjoy everything!” he complained.

“Enough, already, Daryn, stop teasing and show us how MSMH pulled this fantasy trip off!”

Here you go:

We use credit cards for everything we spend, making sure to pay off all balances each month and making our money bring in additional value. For this trip, MSMH says he signed up for three credit cards like the AAdvantage Aviator Master Card.

He redeemed 180,000 AAdvantage Miles. Yes, you can use American miles to redeem on other international airlines with better service.

That’s the earn. Anyone who has tried to redeem frequent flyer points lately knows “the burn” is even harder. MSMH figures he spent 12 hours figuring out how to piece together this trip, knowing which airline websites to search for award space and which airline currency to use.

This man is nothing if not determined.

And I do have to say, hanging with this miles-crazed man is not for the faint of heart. Little domestic trips don’t float his boat at all. We stayed overnight in Abu Dhabi, took another 4-hour flight to Male, the capital of the Maldives. 2-hour layover we took a regional jet to an even smaller island, where we boarded a speed boat for a one hour crazy ride across the Indian Ocean to get to the luxury hotel on a small coral reef atoll. We are frankly, a dot in the ocean in the middle of nowhere.

A dot with wifi, thank goodness, so I can share this journey.

The luxury hotel? Paid for with points, as well. I’ll share pics from here and how MSMH pulled this one off, as well, in a later post.

For now, I hear the coral reef right off this deck and rainbow fishes calling my name.

Blue ocean waters here truly clearer than any swimming pool I've ever seen.
Blue ocean waters here truly clearer than any swimming pool I’ve ever seen.

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Going Solo: Are You Willing To Do THIS Alone In Public?

Going Solo: Are You Willing To Do THIS Alone In Public?

My husband is still laughing at this.

Well, laughing at me.

Story goes back to a few years ago when we were dating, snuggled up on the couch watching “Dancing With The Stars.”  He sweetly asked me, “Would you ever want to take ballroom dance lessons?”

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I thought about it a second and said, “You mean, together?”

He still howls at this because, as he points out, how else do you take ballroom dance lessons? Who takes ballroom dance lessons alone?

Uh, that would be me.

When you’re single as long as I was, when you constantly picked guys who didn’t do more than toss a few cookie crumbs of their time your way, you learn to do a lot of stuff by yourself.

Yes, including sign up for ballroom dance lessons.

I got thinking about this the other day when I came across this study which confirms Husband’s theory that he married a different bird. A business professor at the University of Maryland says Americans are not going out, if that means having to go out alone.

Does this sound like you, Dear Reader?

Where do you draw your line in the comfort zone sand?

Would you go out to a restaurant by yourself?

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To a movie?

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Take dance lessons?

According to this study, most of you won’t if it means going solo.

The reason?

You’re too worried about what other people would think when they see you out by yourself.

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Here’s the punch line on that one—

Another study shows people aren’t watching you. They’re not judging you, probably because they’re too busy being self-conscious about what people are thinking about them!

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Seems to me, we all have some kind of challenge to overcome to live our lives more fully.

For me, it has been getting used to a whole cookie kind of guy. A man who wants to spend a lot of time with me and go do stuff.

Yes, together.

We haven't made it to those dance lessons yet, but have done tons of fun stuff like learning to fly fish.
We haven’t made it to those dance lessons yet, but have done tons of fun stuff like learning to fly fish.

They really do make guys like that. Who knew? Certainly not me until well into my 40’s.

And you?

You need to get over yourself and those imaginary people who, I promise, will not be judging you if you get out there by yourself for dinner, a movie, or even dance lessons.

And then there’s this—

When that hottie instructor is twirling you across the dance floor as the music makes a symphony in your heart, the last thing you will be thinking about is being alone.

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I know because I’ve certainly danced that dance.

The last laugh is going to be all yours.

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Your Take On My Husband’s Surprise–You More Than Helped Me Decide What To Do

Your Take On My Husband’s Surprise–You More Than Helped Me Decide What To Do

Oh, what a trip it has been!

The adventure has started, even weeks before I get on the plane.

For that, I have you to thank, Dear Reader.

It was just a few weeks ago that I asked you for some marital advice.

I shared how my husband has this crazy, geeky hobby where he collects frequent flyer miles without flying.

How he’s whisking me off to a tropical paradise in the Maldives..

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And..

And…

That was where I was stuck.

The next part of the journey was to be a surprise.

Husband thought this was a grand idea.

“Romantic and fun” are the words I think he used.

I thought it was,

Well, not.

And so I turned it over to you.

“Should I let my husband surprise me?” I asked.

Boy, did you ever rally.

Let’s just say this—

You are not shy about saving me from me.

The resounding response,

And trust me, they came flooding in,

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Was to loosen up, let him surprise me and enjoy.

That’s not even the best part.

The best part was you.

You, who took the opportunity to teach me a thing or two.

Especially you husbands.

“This is how a man shows he loves you,” more than a few of you tried to explain to me in the simplest of terms.

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Larry wrote, “DON’T spoil your husband’s surprise. He sounds like me, and if he is, then it’s very hard to come up with an original romantic idea.”

It was as if you were interpreting that exotic foreign language known as “Husband Love,” that clearly too many of us women are far from fluent in.

I read the fellow husband replies aloud to Husband who nodded and smiled as if finally, someone understood.

There were those of you who really gave me a reality check.

“I think you need a real problem,” Sally wrote.

You got me there, Sal.

And those who brought a similar point home with a little more sugar sprinkled on top.

“Oh, what I would give for any more time or adventures with my late husband. He’s been gone three years now,” said Marie.

I get it.

I’m lucky.

You have been heard.

So, stand down troops.

I’m taking your advice—staying in surprise mode.

Won’t know until half way through the trip where Husband is taking me.

A few of you, like Jolene, want to make sure I know what to pack.

For that, Husband has given a clue—it’s going to be in the 60’s during the day, 50’s a night.

This one has thrown me.

Where is that chilly in June?

Southern Hemisphere?

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Northern Europe?

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Those are just guesses.

I’m not trying too hard.

After all, I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise.

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Mother’s Day Panic Button: I’m Messing Up Big Time; Help Me Fix It

Mother’s Day Panic Button: I’m Messing Up Big Time; Help Me Fix It

You know those warm, fuzzy gushy feeling columns you read around Mother’s Day?

I’ve written a few myself. (Like this and this.)

Yeah, this isn’t one of those.

Oh, it’s about motherhood, all right.

But this one is more like hitting the motherhood panic button.

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A button I hit the other day while, don’t get too excited, sewing on a real button.

A button that had fallen off one of my girls’ school uniforms.

That’s when I realized–

These children,

Scrap that,

These teenagers,

These young adults—

Don’t know how to sew on a button.

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Don’t even know how to thread a needle.

Holy Worthless Parenting, Batman! I’ve forgotten something so basic, so elementary, so important about motherhood.

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I’m supposed to be raising humans.

Humans, as in people who are one day, all too soon, supposed to be functioning adults in this world.

I’m not the only one, am I, Dear Reader?

The only one who has been so busy building self-esteem, creating moments, acting as chauffer ensuring these precious beings arrive safely at each social opportunity, each after-school activity?

So busy, I forgot basic life skills.

Talk about major fail.

And so I started scribbling out The List.

Can my girls sew a button?

Cook?

Figure out how to get from here to there?

I’ve started shoving my precious baby birds out of their comfort zone.

Last week, I dumped them in the middle of the grocery store.

“You guys are making spaghetti dinner tonight,” I announced. “You need to go buy all the supplies you need. Oh, and here’s your budget.”

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Momentary panic set into their teen brains, but they figured it out. Well, I think they did. Husband and I went out to dinner that night just to be safe.

Then, there is Daughter who is learning to drive.

“How are you going to get there?” I asked the other day as she got behind the wheel to get to her friend’s house.

“I, well, you go, then,” her eyes crossed and her brain scrambled as she actually didn’t know how to get to the block 10 minutes away where she used to live.

Turns out you don’t have to think about how you get somewhere when you sit in the passenger seat madly texting your friends while your mom does the driving and the thinking.

We got there, eventually, with a few bonus left turns.

Of course, there is this—

This column is written by a former kid, the one whose dad cut her pancakes right up to the time I went to college.

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I’m not sure what it was about a knife and fork, but I couldn’t seem to master it.

I was clearly no Einstein in the life skills department, myself. Yet, I somehow grew up to be a functioning, pancake-cutting adult.

This is my Mother’s Day gift I’d like from you—

Please add to The List.

What other basic, human life skills do my kids need to know?

Please help me raise functioning humans with your comments below.

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Miles Newbies–Target Your Dream Trip!

Miles Newbies–Target Your Dream Trip!

Some wives nag their husbands to take out the trash.

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These days, around our house, it’s me nagging on behalf of you.

“Husband! Your Miles Newbies want the next step!”

Trash still has to go out, but Mad Scientist Miles Husband (MSMH) has produced for you!

Of course, you read my last post and did your dreaming—where do you want to go with these zillions of miles you are going to collect without flying?  That’s really important because it is going to help direct how you’re going to collect.

MSMH has put together this handy guide:

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Continental US: Southwest, British Airways

Hawaii: United, British Airways    

Australia/Asia: Delta, United, Korean, Singapore, Alaska

Europe: United, Delta

Africa: Delta, American     

Middle East: American, Alaska     

South America: American, United

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* So one disclaimer on Delta SkyMIles (MSMH is coaching over my shoulder) skip Delta if you want to fly First Class to any international destinations. You are not able to use SkyMiles to get First Class tickets.  Wife adds: This will be an ongoing theme you will hear many many times from MSMH–how bad the SkyMiles program is, how Delta has devalued this currency to depressing levels. This will be huge shock to many of our friends who live in Atlanta who think this is the only airline to fly anywhere. Oh, how your world is about to open up!

Let’s Talk Numbers!

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How many of these miles are you going to need?

MSMH encourages you to look this up for yourself with the individual carriers you’re focusing on.  In general he says to plan on

For International trips: 60-100K per person round trip in Coach, 125-160K/Business, 200-240K RT international First Class.

For Domestic trips: MSMH says to look this up for yourself. He’s an international travel snob because he loves world travel and you get the most value for your miles by using them on international trips.

Finally! Your “To Do” List

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This is where you’re going to start feeling like you’re doing something!

1. Sign up for your free frequent flyer account on the website of your targeted airline(s.)

2. Sign up for shopping portals. Make sure you enter your FF#. (MSMH will be explaining how these work in the next post.) Some of the biggies are AAdvantage.com (American,) SkyMilesShopping.com (Delta,) MileagePlus.com (United.)

3. Sign up for Rewards Dining. Going out to eat is about to become even more fun and lucrative. You can find each airline’s dining rewards program here.

4. Check CreditKarma.com to get an approximate idea on your credit score. It’s free.

Coming up next from your favorite Mad Scientist Miles Husband–let’s go shopping and earn a bunch of miles! He’ll show you how to use those shopping portals to get a bunch of miles for stuff you were going to buy anyway!

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